instafreak Mug
instafreak 1. A person who gets real nasty real quick in the kickin it sense. "Dat instafreak tried to stick his cock in muh face the first time i went to his crib". 2. When a normally laid back person, for some reason, usually because some extra tasty weed is inhaled or some ballin bass is droppin, starts dance fucking everything in sight. "That school teacher is usually demure, but the Hell's Tahoe & 2Live Crew combo got her clappin dat booty like a instafreak". 3. A way of descrbing an action that is exceptionally freaky that will take place shortly. "Hey:) Becky, im finda go instafreak on dat yella in the corner till he poppin. Then, take him grocery chomping for lady gravy in da back of this club". 4. The opposite of a gurl who will make u wait at least a fortnight before letting u penetrate her. "All these boys wanna instafreak No one's out there looking for a boss like me Too hood to be good Too good to be too hood". 5. A nigga who rubs his penis on u when u obviously not interested, while ur jus trying to get a drink in a club (and look for a guy you want to rub his penis on you). "Hey, yo Penelope, we gon hafta shift in this bitch, i gotta stage 5 instafreak tryna rub one out on my leg like a puppyboy".
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother