Imvu Noob
There are two types of Imvu noobs. 1) A player, whom is wearing the free crappy clothes that IMVU supplies you with when you join. 2) A ignorant player, whom is also wearing the free begginer clothes or cheap and sluty clothes. You can find noobs in public rooms. When most noobs enter they quickly ask if theyre are any hot guys/girls in the room that are single. NoobGirl: Any hot single guys ready to mingle!!?!!? NoobGuy: Yeee baby I am hot NoobGirl: You look sexy kiss me Pixels are sexy?, virtual kiss?!! WTF!? NoobGuy: How do you have sex on here?????????? Noobs use "noobish" while typing, meaning they spell wrongly most the time, and/or they add extra letters. Sometimes they use chat talk. Ex: H3Y Th3R3 S3X7 M@m@! W!lL Y0u |3e M!ii G!rLfr4!nD?!!! Noobs always ask how to have sex, on IMVU. The answer? YOU CAN'T! Most noobs I imagine to be overweight fugly loners irl. IRL= In real life. They're avis always look horribly ugly and/or sluty, and they obsess over it saying that they are "SOO HAWT!" "I AM TOO SEXY" "0H B@BY ! @M @ H@WT M3$$!" Now, now, before you get the wrong idea about IMVU; Please note that not everyone on IMVU is so stupid and only wants to cyber! There are some intresting and sane people on there. Sane? I take that back. But the insanity is what makes it intresting. Anyways, back to NOOBS. There are some "gangsta wannabee" noobs. They are seen, and HEARD, With virtual guns. Hardcore right? They fire the guns non-stop for minutes. Make sure your sound isnt all the way up when noobs are in the room. Gangster noob ex: G1: H3Y HOTTIE Gurl1: Ey baybay G2: G1 YOU BETTER GET YO BISH A$$ AWAY FRUM MY GURL! G1: OHH HELLL NAWWW I FUK YO MAMA! Gurl: OH NO HE JUST DIDNT!!!!! G2: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE Thats the gun trigger Load gun sounds go off Great effect. (sarcasm). Noobs enjoy caps lock, ITS JUST SO COOL. Noobs also use numbers and ect in there words. Chart: A= @ E= 3 1= ! G= q O= 0 S= $ or Z B= |3 Noobs normally have sexi/sexy/hottie/hot/hawt/cute/sex/cunt/fuck/dick/cock/cum/kinky/pussy/lickme/ ect in they're avi name. BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
LOVE THE MUG MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS THERE IS A TYPO ON IT . IT SAYS ...An insult hurled at a fat "dunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. SHOULDNT IT SAY.........An insult hurled at a fat "drunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. ??
I use it every morning. It's my favorite.
Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!
Cute, simple, as advertised.
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
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