i miss you, mi amor :(
i really want this separation to be over already. i miss checking up on you 24/7, i miss the way i would spam you with so many videos until i would basically fall asleep :( i miss waking up to your messages, and i know you miss waking up to my messages too <3. i miss playing roblox with you, i miss when we would randomly wait for eachother in tower of hell, i miss how we act around eachother. i miss the way we would hug. i miss your hugs so much :( i miss the way i would write you continuous paragraphs and essays while you would be asleep :( <3 but now that we're forced to stay separated for 4 months. 4. damn. months. i'm not able to send you anything, not even a little " hey baby, im just checking up on you since im very worried about you :( " i really hope that this torture will be over :(. anyway, im overthinking quite a lot but i trust you a lot, so i know you won't catch feelings for another girl, nor lose feelings for me :D i know how happy and loved i make you feel, you will never be able to forget me nor my vibe ;) you make me feel so damn special and so safe, so happy, so loved, i feel like a priority C: the way you're so perfect lights up my whole mood. your smile is so beautiful, your voice is so lovely, your hugs are so warm, your personality is so perfect, your looks are so pretty. you're my pretty boy, forever :D i love you so much, and if you're reading this, elijah, you mean everything to me, and i never want to lose you, mwah !! x)
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall
My brother Tom became an uncle & urban dictionary created a wonderful uncle Tom mug…
It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.

Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
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