i miss you, mi amor :(
i really want this separation to be over already. i miss checking up on you 24/7, i miss the way i would spam you with so many videos until i would basically fall asleep :( i miss waking up to your messages, and i know you miss waking up to my messages too <3. i miss playing roblox with you, i miss when we would randomly wait for eachother in tower of hell, i miss how we act around eachother. i miss the way we would hug. i miss your hugs so much :( i miss the way i would write you continuous paragraphs and essays while you would be asleep :( <3 but now that we're forced to stay separated for 4 months. 4. damn. months. i'm not able to send you anything, not even a little " hey baby, im just checking up on you since im very worried about you :( " i really hope that this torture will be over :(. anyway, im overthinking quite a lot but i trust you a lot, so i know you won't catch feelings for another girl, nor lose feelings for me :D i know how happy and loved i make you feel, you will never be able to forget me nor my vibe ;) you make me feel so damn special and so safe, so happy, so loved, i feel like a priority C: the way you're so perfect lights up my whole mood. your smile is so beautiful, your voice is so lovely, your hugs are so warm, your personality is so perfect, your looks are so pretty. you're my pretty boy, forever :D i love you so much, and if you're reading this, elijah, you mean everything to me, and i never want to lose you, mwah !! x)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
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