Horny
We all know the reason you're here. Well, here we go I walked into his room, biting my lip, my pussy throbbing. He looked up at me, staring blankly into my eyes. His eyes slowly moving down my naked body. I saw his bulge getting bigger and bigger, practically ripping his pants. I walked up to him and slowly pulled down his pants, not breaking eye contact. "Fuck me daddy", I whimpered. I reached my hand down into his boxers, pulling out his big, thick 9" cock. "Suck my cock, you little slut." He ordered me. I got down and started sucking. He moved his hands around my tits and my ass, moaning with delight. All of a sudden he grabbed me up and threw me onto his bed, "You are going to take this big, thick cock and take it all the way." All I could mutter was a limp, "Yes daddy". "I can't hear you!" He shouted at me "Yeeesss Daddyyy" I moaned, my pussy screaming for his cock. As he slowly slid it in, I could hear him moaning under his breath. "You're so tight. So wet!" Then he suddenly started fucking me harder. While moaning loudly, I started to cum on his cock. He then went even harder, slowly letting out his warm and sticky cum. All of a sudden he hit my G-Spot. I screamed in pleasure. During our 2 steamy hours we had both orgasmed 5 times, cumming every time we had an orgasm. You're very welcome, now you're extremely horny :)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

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Too inappropriate
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