Horny Tee
We all know the reason you're here. Well, here we go I walked into his room, biting my lip, my pussy throbbing. He looked up at me, staring blankly into my eyes. His eyes slowly moving down my naked body. I saw his bulge getting bigger and bigger, practically ripping his pants. I walked up to him and slowly pulled down his pants, not breaking eye contact. "Fuck me daddy", I whimpered. I reached my hand down into his boxers, pulling out his big, thick 9" cock. "Suck my cock, you little slut." He ordered me. I got down and started sucking. He moved his hands around my tits and my ass, moaning with delight. All of a sudden he grabbed me up and threw me onto his bed, "You are going to take this big, thick cock and take it all the way." All I could mutter was a limp, "Yes daddy". "I can't hear you!" He shouted at me "Yeeesss Daddyyy" I moaned, my pussy screaming for his cock. As he slowly slid it in, I could hear him moaning under his breath. "You're so tight. So wet!" Then he suddenly started fucking me harder. While moaning loudly, I started to cum on his cock. He then went even harder, slowly letting out his warm and sticky cum. All of a sudden he hit my G-Spot. I screamed in pleasure. During our 2 steamy hours we had both orgasmed 5 times, cumming every time we had an orgasm. You're very welcome, now you're extremely horny :)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex