Horny
We all know the reason you're here. Well, here we go I walked into his room, biting my lip, my pussy throbbing. He looked up at me, staring blankly into my eyes. His eyes slowly moving down my naked body. I saw his bulge getting bigger and bigger, practically ripping his pants. I walked up to him and slowly pulled down his pants, not breaking eye contact. "Fuck me daddy", I whimpered. I reached my hand down into his boxers, pulling out his big, thick 9" cock. "Suck my cock, you little slut." He ordered me. I got down and started sucking. He moved his hands around my tits and my ass, moaning with delight. All of a sudden he grabbed me up and threw me onto his bed, "You are going to take this big, thick cock and take it all the way." All I could mutter was a limp, "Yes daddy". "I can't hear you!" He shouted at me "Yeeesss Daddyyy" I moaned, my pussy screaming for his cock. As he slowly slid it in, I could hear him moaning under his breath. "You're so tight. So wet!" Then he suddenly started fucking me harder. While moaning loudly, I started to cum on his cock. He then went even harder, slowly letting out his warm and sticky cum. All of a sudden he hit my G-Spot. I screamed in pleasure. During our 2 steamy hours we had both orgasmed 5 times, cumming every time we had an orgasm. You're very welcome, now you're extremely horny :)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
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It was a gift for my brother. He absolutely loves it
Very easy to order and mug was made and delivered promptly. Looks great.
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Great idea. Nice mug and well proportioned
Best Mug ever. I love having the definition for my favorite word on a stylish mug. -ShinobiScout
It was hilarious and I loved it
bloody fantastic. yes you found a real review that isn't from a bot!
So funny and fun to share. Great gift
It’s an awesome mug
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You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
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