Horny
We all know the reason you're here. Well, here we go I walked into his room, biting my lip, my pussy throbbing. He looked up at me, staring blankly into my eyes. His eyes slowly moving down my naked body. I saw his bulge getting bigger and bigger, practically ripping his pants. I walked up to him and slowly pulled down his pants, not breaking eye contact. "Fuck me daddy", I whimpered. I reached my hand down into his boxers, pulling out his big, thick 9" cock. "Suck my cock, you little slut." He ordered me. I got down and started sucking. He moved his hands around my tits and my ass, moaning with delight. All of a sudden he grabbed me up and threw me onto his bed, "You are going to take this big, thick cock and take it all the way." All I could mutter was a limp, "Yes daddy". "I can't hear you!" He shouted at me "Yeeesss Daddyyy" I moaned, my pussy screaming for his cock. As he slowly slid it in, I could hear him moaning under his breath. "You're so tight. So wet!" Then he suddenly started fucking me harder. While moaning loudly, I started to cum on his cock. He then went even harder, slowly letting out his warm and sticky cum. All of a sudden he hit my G-Spot. I screamed in pleasure. During our 2 steamy hours we had both orgasmed 5 times, cumming every time we had an orgasm. You're very welcome, now you're extremely horny :)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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