Horny
We all know the reason you're here. Well, here we go I walked into his room, biting my lip, my pussy throbbing. He looked up at me, staring blankly into my eyes. His eyes slowly moving down my naked body. I saw his bulge getting bigger and bigger, practically ripping his pants. I walked up to him and slowly pulled down his pants, not breaking eye contact. "Fuck me daddy", I whimpered. I reached my hand down into his boxers, pulling out his big, thick 9" cock. "Suck my cock, you little slut." He ordered me. I got down and started sucking. He moved his hands around my tits and my ass, moaning with delight. All of a sudden he grabbed me up and threw me onto his bed, "You are going to take this big, thick cock and take it all the way." All I could mutter was a limp, "Yes daddy". "I can't hear you!" He shouted at me "Yeeesss Daddyyy" I moaned, my pussy screaming for his cock. As he slowly slid it in, I could hear him moaning under his breath. "You're so tight. So wet!" Then he suddenly started fucking me harder. While moaning loudly, I started to cum on his cock. He then went even harder, slowly letting out his warm and sticky cum. All of a sudden he hit my G-Spot. I screamed in pleasure. During our 2 steamy hours we had both orgasmed 5 times, cumming every time we had an orgasm. You're very welcome, now you're extremely horny :)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
Happy with my purchase
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
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