Horny Mug
She looked at him across the room and he motioned for her to follow him into this room He looked at her and tugged her shirt down so he could see her tits She put her hand down his pants and got wet just feeling his hard 10" cock. "Fuck me. I want you to fuck me so hard I cant walk!" He slammed her on the bed and they took off their clothes. He was rubbing his dick and then slowly touched the tip of it into her pussy. "Mmm Deeper put it in deeper daddy" he put about 2 and a half more inches in and she was already cumming "DADDY PUT IT ALL IN" she moaned "Beg me" He said to her "Daddy im a thirsty slut who wants your cock in me" She screamed He put it all in she screamed and moaned. He then took it out "Daddy put it in" she begged He pushed her onto her knees and shoved her head to his cock She let the cum into her mouth she smiled and swallowed it He then picked her up and put her against the wall Cum dripping from her soaking wet pussy He put his dick in her too horny to worry about teasing her As she bobbed up and down back pressed against the wall she let out loud moans He threw her back onto the bed and spread her legs open He kissed her thighs and as he squeezed her tits he licked her dripping pussy she shoved his head more and more into her pussy then he slipped two fingers in and rubbed trying to find her g-spot She wanted to suck his cock they went into the 69 position She sat up and put his dick in her slowly going up and down He came inside her and she rubbed it in.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!