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You will feel horny after reading this: me and insert boys name say next to each other in science, i couldn't help but think there was some CHEMISTRY between us. whenever i saw him my pussy went wet. my thong was soaking. but this science class was different. i walked in and sat down and he sat next to me, but not where he usually sat, no, today he sat so close our thighs touched. about 10 minutes passed and by this point my thong was drenched ) Suddenly his hand was on my thigh, it was working its way up my leg. I gasped. He quickly took his had away and i saw him blushing. I made the brave decision to put my hand on his knee and slowly moved it upwards... then...suddenly...i felt it. his dick and my hand was only separated by a few centimetres of denim jeans. His hand was back on my leg, an was up my skirt. He lent over and whispered in my ear "you're so wet, my dick would like that" i whispered back "screw English next period, i'm gonna fuck you" he replied with "fuck yes!" for the rest of that science lesson he was fingering me and i was having an orgasm. He wouldn't let me touch his dick yet.he said it would be better to wait. We snuck off to and empty classroom, he pinned me up against the wall and he kissed me, our tongues exploring each others mouth. He slowly bent down an then it happened, he pulled down my thong and put his tongue on my pussy, I grinned. He pushed me against the wall again and i spinned him round so he was against the wall, we kissed again.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
this mug helped me in my deepest times. my son just learnt to poo and i couldnt finnd anything to wipe! :( THIS HELPED ME WIPE. the bois reccomended this and i truly love it. amazing piece. thank you for your time.
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
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Astounding Mug. I found this Mug in a dark time, the time when I needed a mug the most. I went onto google.net and found this truly amazing piece of craftsmanship. Manny Heffley came out of my computer and started to gyrate, before hopping out completely and eating my asshole. It felts so good, I started shaking and moaning, rapidly convulsing on the floor. Manny Heffley slowly crawled into my, hiding in my womb in order to store his power for 12 months and evolve to the form of "Baby 2". Thank you, Urban Dictionary. This mug changed my life.
This is made by my friend i love it
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
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