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You will feel horny after reading this: me and insert boys name say next to each other in science, i couldn't help but think there was some CHEMISTRY between us. whenever i saw him my pussy went wet. my thong was soaking. but this science class was different. i walked in and sat down and he sat next to me, but not where he usually sat, no, today he sat so close our thighs touched. about 10 minutes passed and by this point my thong was drenched ) Suddenly his hand was on my thigh, it was working its way up my leg. I gasped. He quickly took his had away and i saw him blushing. I made the brave decision to put my hand on his knee and slowly moved it upwards... then...suddenly...i felt it. his dick and my hand was only separated by a few centimetres of denim jeans. His hand was back on my leg, an was up my skirt. He lent over and whispered in my ear "you're so wet, my dick would like that" i whispered back "screw English next period, i'm gonna fuck you" he replied with "fuck yes!" for the rest of that science lesson he was fingering me and i was having an orgasm. He wouldn't let me touch his dick yet.he said it would be better to wait. We snuck off to and empty classroom, he pinned me up against the wall and he kissed me, our tongues exploring each others mouth. He slowly bent down an then it happened, he pulled down my thong and put his tongue on my pussy, I grinned. He pushed me against the wall again and i spinned him round so he was against the wall, we kissed again.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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