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You will feel horny after reading this: me and insert boys name say next to each other in science, i couldn't help but think there was some CHEMISTRY between us. whenever i saw him my pussy went wet. my thong was soaking. but this science class was different. i walked in and sat down and he sat next to me, but not where he usually sat, no, today he sat so close our thighs touched. about 10 minutes passed and by this point my thong was drenched ) Suddenly his hand was on my thigh, it was working its way up my leg. I gasped. He quickly took his had away and i saw him blushing. I made the brave decision to put my hand on his knee and slowly moved it upwards... then...suddenly...i felt it. his dick and my hand was only separated by a few centimetres of denim jeans. His hand was back on my leg, an was up my skirt. He lent over and whispered in my ear "you're so wet, my dick would like that" i whispered back "screw English next period, i'm gonna fuck you" he replied with "fuck yes!" for the rest of that science lesson he was fingering me and i was having an orgasm. He wouldn't let me touch his dick yet.he said it would be better to wait. We snuck off to and empty classroom, he pinned me up against the wall and he kissed me, our tongues exploring each others mouth. He slowly bent down an then it happened, he pulled down my thong and put his tongue on my pussy, I grinned. He pushed me against the wall again and i spinned him round so he was against the wall, we kissed again.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.
I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world
Brenanaz (love it!)
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
Best mug I have ever had
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
I got morb’d
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
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