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Nick grabbed near boobs tightly and whispered in maddies ear that this was going to be the funnest day she's ever had. She took her hand and moved Nicks off of her boobs. She grabbed one of them and led him up to her room. Nick locked the door, and turmed around to Maddie fingering herself. This made him horny. He walked closer and stopped right in front of her. Maddie took her hand out of her shorts. Nick grabbed the straps to her tank top and pulled it off. She was wearing a red bra. He could already tell her tits were huge. He grabbed her waist to make her stand up and pulled down her shorts revealing her soaked red thong. He turned her tiny body around and undid her bra with his teeth. He pulled it off, she had huge, ripe tits. They has hard pink nipples on them. He pulled down her thong and looked at her pussy. At this point Maddie couldn’t take it any more and ripped his boxers off. He didn’t have any pants on. She pulled him onto her bed and told him to fuck her hard. He jumped on top of her and inserted his penis in her vagina. She moaned in pleasure and they kept doing this for a good 20 minutes. Then she sucked on his cock, that didn’t last long because nick wanted to taste her. He spread her thighs apart went between them. He licked all around her pussy until he touched her g spot. They both orgasmed at the same time. He patted her vagina before he left. “I love you, let’s do this some time this weekend.”
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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