Heather
Heather is the baby of the world. She is just perfect, tells the truth, and always has adds her friends back on Snapchat. But never do her wrong, once you break her trust she might not be too forgiving. She has a lisp and does the Vaseline challenge. She's the life of the party and loves to make friends on Snapchat. Heather spits saliva when she speaks due to her lisp. (She is a baby after all) If you know a Heather you know her presence is addicting. You always want her around because everything about her is perfect and she smells like perfume (unless she needs her diaper changed). She's definitely innocent and pure. Her eyes gleam under her eyepatch (and get admired) , her nose is kissable, and her smile could lift up a room (she has Vaseline on her lips and even her teeth) and not to mention she's a very special baby girl, a gift from a guardian angel. Heather is a shy but sassy baby. Although Heather often times struggles to see her own worth, hundreds appreciate her everyday. Especially her birthday. They lift up her eyepatch and admire her gleaming eyes. They kiss her nose. And they stroke her sweet, wavy dark blond hair (but the smell when she needs her diaper changed is not so sweet). Never give up on a Heather. She's a baby angel in disguise. Literally. She even has wings.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!
The mug is great! I use it every morning for my coffee.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL

Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
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