Hazleton
A dilapidated city that should have become the Centralia, PA of Holocaust proportions, but unfortunately failed at sinking into the ground, or at least burning out enough toxins to be harmful enough for the mountain to be evacuated. The most ghetto city in Pennsylvania besides Allentown or Philly, the money that should be spent on fixing the roads instead goes to welfare and food stamps because the city is so poor that nobody's job can even afford to pay them well enough to live comfortably. It is overrun by rednecks, whites who never graduated high school, Hispanics, most of whom cannot speak 2 words of English to save their lives, black people who are making more progress than the rest of the melting pot up here combined, Slovaks and Italians who complain about the influx of other cultures whilst hiding away in their Roman Catholic churches, bums, and a surprising population of sexual deviants (i.e. the usual craigslist frequenters who cheat on every boyfriend or girlfriend they get). Most of the inhabitants of Hazleton pretend their lives are okay while others hide in bars after their shift ends to drink, dance, and smoke away their misery. Others just fuck it away and then go to Dollar Tree in a mad rush to buy 5 pregnancy tests. Hazleton is the ugliest place you'll ever see in your life, and I hope that you are not as cursed as I. Also, never live with your ex-boyfriend. ESPECIALLY NOT IN HAZLETON.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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