Hanni
If you have a friend named Hanni, she is most definitely one of the best people in your life. You are so grateful to be allowed to call her your friend, and you wish her nothing but the absolute best in life. She deserves it! If you ever have a problem that you want to discuss with someone you can trust, Hanni is the person to call. On a lovely walk on the riverside she will not only listen to you attentively, but also take you seriously and help you to attempt a solution. If you can't go on a walk atm, though, because your crisis is happening at 2 a.m. in the morning and the situation requires you to act asap: Don't worry, Hanni's got you. She's probably not sleeping, as well, and will listen to you. And if the situation is hopeless and both of you aren't able to solve the problem, she'll send you GIFs to cheer you up and share your pain. Often Hanni might be self-conscious and worried about the way people perceive her, but she doesn't know just how much everyone loves her. After all, she is extremely kind, witty and smart - not to forget how beautiful she is! Whether it is about going to a party or spending the day in book shops and cozy cafè's, Hanni is up for it all. You will enjoy the time NO MATTER what you guys decide to do. So, what are you waiting for? Tell Hanni how grateful you are to have her in your life RIGHT NOW! And if you ARE Hanni and you are that friend, here's a message for you: We love you all!!! <3
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
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