Hanni Mug
If you have a friend named Hanni, she is most definitely one of the best people in your life. You are so grateful to be allowed to call her your friend, and you wish her nothing but the absolute best in life. She deserves it! If you ever have a problem that you want to discuss with someone you can trust, Hanni is the person to call. On a lovely walk on the riverside she will not only listen to you attentively, but also take you seriously and help you to attempt a solution. If you can't go on a walk atm, though, because your crisis is happening at 2 a.m. in the morning and the situation requires you to act asap: Don't worry, Hanni's got you. She's probably not sleeping, as well, and will listen to you. And if the situation is hopeless and both of you aren't able to solve the problem, she'll send you GIFs to cheer you up and share your pain. Often Hanni might be self-conscious and worried about the way people perceive her, but she doesn't know just how much everyone loves her. After all, she is extremely kind, witty and smart - not to forget how beautiful she is! Whether it is about going to a party or spending the day in book shops and cozy cafè's, Hanni is up for it all. You will enjoy the time NO MATTER what you guys decide to do. So, what are you waiting for? Tell Hanni how grateful you are to have her in your life RIGHT NOW! And if you ARE Hanni and you are that friend, here's a message for you: We love you all!!! <3
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother