Hamilton MA
Hamilton ma is an entirely white, rich, preppy town in Massachusetts. The town is full of manicured mansions, German and Italian cars and housewife’s that look like a burnt Barbie doll. The impeccable school system is envied by every other town though they are unaware of the constant inner turmoil. The kids are extremely cliquey consisting of the popular group, the the weird outcasts that no one knows. The adults in the town are absolutely relentless, they will yell out at town meetings, yell at the school administrators and threaten people with their lawyers or just run them out of the town. The tax rate is the highest in the state and people expect everything to be catered to them due to this. The schools team name is the “generals” and they are know for extremely high achieving teams that win state championships and teams that will not win a single game. The students section is full of insane teenagers who are relentless at making fun of the other team. These same high schoolers are responsible for half the car crashes in the state as they drive with intent to harm. The school has to have police officers and staff direct traffic so these hyenas don’t kill anyone else. They know if they get in trouble daddy will just buy them a new Audi. If you didn’t read all of the above, this will sum of Hamilton for you… We have street crossing buttons at horse rider height so the person doesn’t have to get off the horse to cross the street.
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