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1. Discourages enjoyment, recreation, creativity, human rights and freedom. 2. Encourages corrupt beliefs, productivity, slavery and propaganda. 3. Money making totalarianists. 4. Wish to enslave every man woman and child. 5. Creator of the matrix- the routine which our lives follow e.g born, work, die. 6. Try to force corrupt opinions and lies onto your thinking through the use of propaganda. 7. Think they know what's better for you... which is total bullshit. 8. A system which should crash and burn whilst we laugh at its incompetence. 9. Control- nothing more, nothing less. 10. Terminating your free will and your preferred profession in life- which is why the majority of us end up in pre-determined jobs, instead of custom ones such as becoming activists, artists, philosophers and musicians. 11. Will destroy you if you question them. 12. In it for the money. 13. Create the illusion of freedom- the reality is domination. 14. Fail to realise that humans cannot be governed by control- control is governed by man: with us, control is exercised when necessary- unlike the government, where it is abused to enforce order. 15. hated by teenagers and anyone with any sense :) 16. Supported by adults and those who succumbed to propaganda- forget them, they are too late to be saved :( 16. Crash 17. Burn 18. DIE! 19. FOREVERMORE! :) 20. "By tomorrow, I will be dead, because the census carried out with all our personal details was given to the government, so we can be found and destroyed- and me and my family will be targeted tomorrow at sundown :(" Give this definition to anyone who has not seen the light- act now, and their souls will be spared :P
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
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The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
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Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
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First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
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