Gordy

the sweetest boy you'll ever meet with moon-round blue eyes and pure unadulterated cuteness. he will always cry for you and never wants to hurt anybody's feelings. hyper-intellectual, he outacademia'd academia in 4th grade and became the most anti-academic academic known to mankind. if you say he is the smartest person you know he will correct you to ensure you know he doesn't believe in the intellectual stratification of society. if i was a slave in 1800 he would def save me. you might find him in a sun-bathed forest of records, listening to big star. he can juggle a socca ball like no tomorrow. no one likes to see him sad. his mama loves him and he is the best big/lil brother. everyone invites him everywhere, but he always says no, it's like dragging a whale onto an airplane. he defeated toxic masculinity at age four then went on to just be a straight g for no particular reason at all. for unknown reasons he will randomly start eating vomit meals with crazy enthusiasm like anchovies over pasta, but you have to just leave him be because his name is gordy and lots of girls want to be with him (you're #37 take a look). the only status fatale i'll ever meet has a sophisticated sense of style and taste. be careful because he will roast you and he DOES NOT CARE if you do not get his humor right away. gordy is an angel boy. the more you compliment him the more he tells you not to hit him with that #glaze but it's just facts! i would def name my son gordon and call him gordy