Goonvana
Goonvana(Goon-vaughn-ah) is the belief that Gooning will bring you tranquility and harmony. Goonvana was founded in the year 600 BCE by the great Goonmaster himself. Goonvana is not only a state of mind but it's a lifestyle; it may also be seen as a place for all your wildest hallucinations to come true such as hentai, zoophilia, Feet fetishes Necrophilia, Inflatophilia, Coprophilia, Gerontophilia, and much more following Goonvana means you have committed to goon for at least eight hours a day. The process is very difficult and grueling at the start but after nineteen years you reach a sense of true enlightenment and inner peace. This feeling is known as Principal Goonvana. When on the journey of reaching the highest state of Goonvana the follower must travel from their homeland on foot to Siberia wearing nothing but a G String. The follower will find the highest mountain top where he will remove the undergarment and even though the unbearable cold is fighting their erect penis they must push through. If they do, the acolyte will finally gain the abilities of Principal Goonvana and become even closer to the great Goonmaster.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
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