Goonvana
Goonvana(Goon-vaughn-ah) is the belief that Gooning will bring you tranquility and harmony. Goonvana was founded in the year 600 BCE by the great Goonmaster himself. Goonvana is not only a state of mind but it's a lifestyle; it may also be seen as a place for all your wildest hallucinations to come true such as hentai, zoophilia, Feet fetishes Necrophilia, Inflatophilia, Coprophilia, Gerontophilia, and much more following Goonvana means you have committed to goon for at least eight hours a day. The process is very difficult and grueling at the start but after nineteen years you reach a sense of true enlightenment and inner peace. This feeling is known as Principal Goonvana. When on the journey of reaching the highest state of Goonvana the follower must travel from their homeland on foot to Siberia wearing nothing but a G String. The follower will find the highest mountain top where he will remove the undergarment and even though the unbearable cold is fighting their erect penis they must push through. If they do, the acolyte will finally gain the abilities of Principal Goonvana and become even closer to the great Goonmaster.
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