Goblin Mug
The nerd in class, the guy that loves history and geography. He has no friends but tries so hard he can to make some, he thinks annoyingness is the right way to go. He is raised like he is 3 years old and is only allowed to watch 1 hour of videos each day, only History! "Goblins" is often diagnosed with "Giantbabysyndrome", which means he behaves like a 2 years old even if he isn't that. His body is very dangerous, his elbows are sharp like knifes and his legs are taller than Empire state building. Watchout for him, if you see him, run or punch him. He is very weak, just watchout for his elbows and legs. Smelling his breath or his sweat will cause you to get cancer and you will emeditaly die.
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!