Giorgio Mug
Giorgio loves himself more then anyone loves him and more then he could think about you. He loves to look in the mirror. He never brushes his teeth and he thinks he's God's gift to women although he prefers ass over she she. He just has a very high labito but no talent and he plays super smooth and is attractive but is a walking VD.....he humps anything that moves so don't think your special and boy can he lie. He convinces himself of his lies and rehurses them before he tells them to you so they are true in his mind. If you buy it.....hes yours. Don't expect him to own it.. Hes a con man gypsy at heart raises by his mother to be a gypsy. He has to tell mom so she'll be proud of all the paint brushes he stole last year.....he gets away with everything and it's never his fault cause he is very sharp. He loves boobs maybe because he was nursed until he was five and that's why he's a smarty gypsy......Hes a character and he will suck you in hes powerful thinks he's a gangster and he is. You got to be scarier then him to tolerate him for any time. He fears negative opinions
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts