Giggl'ns Mug
The small, frail, yellow, but highly intelligent, round body creatures of the planet Roffal. The Giggl'ns are far more sophisticated in the ancient art of comedy, and they devote their life to achieving Halol. Their bodies are round, and they have a small, ovular head with big, black eyes, and a perpetual, massive grin across their face, revealing thin, goofy looking teeth. They walk of large, flat, duck-like feet, and possess two frail arms, each with two, long fingers and a thumb. Giggl'ns are said to be constantly giggling very lightly, (thus, they are laughing literally all the time). They are around 5 feet tall, and are physically weak. They communicate with each other telepathically, although some high pitched squeals are used as well, (though they never lose their grin). Their bodies are completely yellow, with only occasional brown spots, brought about by age. They possess no hair, and never wear clothes. They're reproductive habits are unknown. despite this goofy appearance, they are far smarter than any human, but still devote their lives to achieving Halol. They long ago used up all of the resources, (fossil fuels, soil, animals, plants, etc.), on the tiny land-masses of their planet, and have continued their work under the sea in massive bio-domes. It is unknown what they eat, as they are never seen doing it, and they might take in all their nutrients from their chemical-rich air, (those same chemicals cause their oceans and their skin to be yellow). Their numbers dropped shortly before retreating to the sea, most likely due to a failed attempt at the lolocalypse.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy