Gian

Gian is a guy with an aptitude for many things… some may say genius, although one of those things is not singing. He is most likely a very talented drummer and partaker of scotch and beer. A Gian is incredibly good looking and can grow a mustache in minutes, almost always winning the best mustache contest. One should not enter a mustache contest with a Gian. Gian is probably Mexican with boyish good looks and blue or green eyes although he may fool you by sounding like he’s from Texas. Gian is a champion of the environment, (he’s probably a Longhorn) and may be drawn to careers like environmental engineering or working for non-profits. Gian is smart, hilarious, generous and a good time all around. People like a Gian though Gian sometimes pretends to not like people, and can be a real punkass if you get on his bad side. If given enough time, Gian will usually see the light. It’s definitely worth the wait for a Gian (that, or the effort to stay on his good side). It is rumored that Gian is an extraordinary lover, though to the great dismay of women everywhere, he probably likes to sleep with his clothes on.