Gian Mug
Gian is a guy with an aptitude for many things… some may say genius, although one of those things is not singing. He is most likely a very talented drummer and partaker of scotch and beer. A Gian is incredibly good looking and can grow a mustache in minutes, almost always winning the best mustache contest. One should not enter a mustache contest with a Gian. Gian is probably Mexican with boyish good looks and blue or green eyes although he may fool you by sounding like he’s from Texas. Gian is a champion of the environment, (he’s probably a Longhorn) and may be drawn to careers like environmental engineering or working for non-profits. Gian is smart, hilarious, generous and a good time all around. People like a Gian though Gian sometimes pretends to not like people, and can be a real punkass if you get on his bad side. If given enough time, Gian will usually see the light. It’s definitely worth the wait for a Gian (that, or the effort to stay on his good side). It is rumored that Gian is an extraordinary lover, though to the great dismay of women everywhere, he probably likes to sleep with his clothes on.
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Customer Reviews
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!