Gary Mug
He is confident, strong, focused, goal-driven and can handle his emotions in every sitaution. He is a gentleman and has the discipline of a trained soldier. A solid and dependable friend who will shower you with protection and care like you have never known. He listens. And remembers. He is loyal but also demands loyality in return. He will hold you accountable and push you to your limits to be the best version of yourself. Do not tell him what to do - he is intensely independent. He does not need anyone to complete him. Trust him to keep your sensitive information to himself. He is always the most attractive person in any situation - both in physical looks and in charisma. He keeps clean and cares for his body. Ladies - when you meet a Gary you will feel the dominate male energy that exudes from him wash over you like a warm rain. The attraction you feel towards him will be instant and your mind will weave imaginations with him at the center of your life. If you are brave enought to wade into the deep waters with him he will be your sneaky link for life. Put yourself in his path and give him opportunities to show you that the dream guy of your fantasties does walk this earth in physical form, and he is walking towards you right now about to lock eyes with you, surround you with his strength, and take you into another realm of reality where love, pleasure, and safety all mingle in an everlasting dance.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation