Gainesville Mug
North Central Florida "city," home to the most retarded hicks on the planet. They can't help it, though, as they are so severely inbred. The fact that their eyes are so close together in their heads and so many of them have the same last name will attest to this. Gainesville teenagers who think they're sophisticated refer to the city as "Lamesville," however they have little to compare it to as most of them have never been north of the Georgia state line. The most retarded hick in Pennsylvania, New Jersey or New York is nowhere nearly as retarded as the most retarded hick in Gainesville. The University of Florida is Gainesville's claim to fame. It is a very tiny island in a very large sea of stupidity. If you want to have an intelligent conversation don't go anywhere far from these places. Gainesville is a lousy place to find a mate with all his or her teeth whose parents weren't brother and sister. The University of Florida is no place to find a mate while you're there or a decent job after you graduate. Don't expect recruiters to salivate when they see "University of Florida" on your resume. If you are over 25 and have a triple-digit IQ prepare to spend a lot of lonely evenings. All the people over 30 were either born there and don't know any better or are losers who couldn't hack it in DC, New York or Miami.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!