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Gabriel Mug

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." That quote summarizes having a Gabriel in your life pretty well. As someone who was never invested in religion or God, it was him who made me believe in angels and heaven. Gabriel makes the world feel like paradise, everyday worth it, and fate not that impossible to think of. His humor is peak level, he´s hot, handsome and tall, he not only has a sexy body but also sexy brain and mindset. Open-minded and respectful, setting goals and keeping that self-control, considering everything carefully and being the perfect mix of humble and confident. It´s easy to get obsessed over him. You can trust noone more than a Gabriel, he´ll treat you like everything you said was precious and valuable. Switching from deep talks to funny ones, always up for some nasty talks too, never getting uncomfortable while adding more and more things. Gabriel is that kind of person you´re more than willing to sacrifice your sleep for and dedicate every second of your day to him. He´ll make it very easy for you to make him your priority. You should be scared though because he loves those adrenaline kicks more than anything. Once you have the chance of getting a Gabriel in your life you should never let him go. I can confidently say, my happiness doesn´t start with an "H". Gabriel isn´t someone you should want to have as your boyfriend because he´s for life. He deserves nothing less than that ring 💍

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

Annabelle S. Jun 28

it was great 💀

💀 �. Jun 28

Gave it to my girl, she loved it.

Stephen S. Jun 28

Best mug I have ever had

Bob B. Jun 28

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. Jun 26
Review by Fay D.

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23
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