futz
Pronounced: Fah-uh'ts Helpless individual who creates a most annoying atmostphere while attempting to print. This individual is often a print design professional, yet lacking the professional skills of a "print designer" Overdetermination of an individual required to print a document on any printing device. Individual often becomes flustered and stammers around while seeking for the correct button to depress. Using frantinc movements trying to determine the correct key combonination that makes the printer do its job, providing prints. The Futz is often seen with: 1. Arms frantically waving around in the air. 2. Walking in small circles from desk to printer in non stop round trips. 3. Frequent questions to co-workers or team memebers relating to terms of How does this work?, Why is it not printing?, Can you help?, When it does this how do i fix it? and... Does anyone have the repair phone number? 4. Often the Futz will resort to soul searching, and may tune their radio to inspirational music from above. When the futz begins the dance of waving arms,stomping feet, and round trip footsteps while singing their song of questions, it is strongly advised to stay your distance. The issue is oftne solved by plugging in the printer or pressing the print button either on the computer screen or on the printer itself. Do not assume a print designer all print designers know how to print!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
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