fuckboy

noun 1. An empty shell of a man who uses women for sex. He has no real identity so he just mirrors his prey’s personality in order to get her to fall for him. A smooth talker, most of what he says will seem too good to be true as if he is reciting from a script. He will ask lots of questions as if he’s interested in her personality but he is just trying to learn her insecurities and needs. He will pretend to be the solution to her problems in order to gain her trust and lure her in. Once he gets what he wants, he discards her. 2. Always broke despite having a job and having no big financial obligations. 3. Extremely concerned with appearances. He looks nice, drives a nice car, but his place looks like a 1 star motel room. 4. Has a reputation for being a fuckboy. If confronted about this, he will spend hours denying he is a fuckboy so that he can fuck you and then ghost you. 5. Behaves like a narcissistic sociopath but then will tell you that you’re a crazy stalker when you are heartbroken and desperate to talk to him. 6. Lasts 2 minutes in bed and uses the excuse “I just haven’t had sex in sooo long!” Nah sis he just wanted to get it in and get it done. 7. Calls women “females” as a subtle way of dehumanizing them.