friendcest
The act of developing feelings for one of your best friends in the world when you’ve got an absolute 0.000% chance of being with them. This person loves you as much as a friend could possibly love you, but it never quite crosses over to the romantic side! It’s absolute hell, especially because this person shows you soooo much love and if you’re a petty lil bitch, you’ll think they’re leading you on simply because they just care for you constantly. Get that shit out of ur head- remember who you’re dealing with here! Then one day, you wake up, look at yourself in the mirror like you have 84 heads, and you ask yourself what the actual fuck you’re thinking because dating this person would be like dating your sibling....and that’s disgusting- it’s literally incest! Essentially, youve got your head jammed so far up your own ass you can see the light of day thru your own nostrils. If it’s meant to be, something will happen, but if it’s not, love this person truly for what they give you each and every: an incredible friendship. Do not let the sadness of not having them keep you from enjoying the friendship. Oh an also, remember to give them the same best friend love they give you. I’m not fucking kidding. This is so important. Best of luck to you all, I hope you stop mentally masturbating soon! Cheers
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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