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The act of developing feelings for one of your best friends in the world when you’ve got an absolute 0.000% chance of being with them. This person loves you as much as a friend could possibly love you, but it never quite crosses over to the romantic side! It’s absolute hell, especially because this person shows you soooo much love and if you’re a petty lil bitch, you’ll think they’re leading you on simply because they just care for you constantly. Get that shit out of ur head- remember who you’re dealing with here! Then one day, you wake up, look at yourself in the mirror like you have 84 heads, and you ask yourself what the actual fuck you’re thinking because dating this person would be like dating your sibling....and that’s disgusting- it’s literally incest! Essentially, youve got your head jammed so far up your own ass you can see the light of day thru your own nostrils. If it’s meant to be, something will happen, but if it’s not, love this person truly for what they give you each and every: an incredible friendship. Do not let the sadness of not having them keep you from enjoying the friendship. Oh an also, remember to give them the same best friend love they give you. I’m not fucking kidding. This is so important. Best of luck to you all, I hope you stop mentally masturbating soon! Cheers

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!

Grace C.Oct 23
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I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye

LiviOct 22

I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️

Ion V.Oct 22

these mugs are amazing. I can't

Rockey ..Oct 21

My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses

Jeremy C.Oct 21
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I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG

Robert G.Oct 21
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good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl

candice d.Oct 20

up ya bum

layla z.Oct 20

Fast shipment Better than expected!

Terry K.Oct 20
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Customer service was very responsive and helpful

John K.Oct 20
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Wowzers

Wee Z.Oct 19
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Rich T.Oct 19
Review by Rebecca V.

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.

Rebecca V.Oct 19
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High quality finish

Ngalasa i.Oct 18

I just love mugs

Ngalasa i.Oct 18

balls

ur m.Oct 18

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FunniOct 18

gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)

manfromFLOct 18

My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!

Theresa A.Oct 18
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The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.

Dion H.Oct 17
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