Fetch
A word that describes the deepest feelings of the heart. A term only used by real ones. VERB: As a verb, it can be applied in complex phrases, such as "fetch this" or "fetch that". In its past-tense form, "fetched" can also be used when describing the state of something. EXAMPLES: You are losing 0 to 112x10^23 in your basketball game. You say "fetch this", and give up. Your friend throws a rock at you and ruptures both testicles. You respond with "awwwww, fetch you". You have 9 tests to write in one hour, and you haven't studied. Your friends ask if you're ready, and you tell them, "I'm so fetched". You hear of a country that eats dog. "Naww, that's so fetched up". NOUN: As a noun, it is only ever used as an insult. It comes in two forms: "Fetch" and "Fetcher". EXAMPLES: Somebody shoots your dog with explosive ammo. You insult them; "You're a fetch. Like you're actually a fetcher". See also: Fetchtard EXCLAMATION: In its most common form, fetch is a word that describes any situation, good or bad. EXAMPLES: Somebody asks if you want to see something cool. They rip off all their limbs and die. Unimpressed, you respond by saying; "What the fetch". A beautiful female approaches, and asks you out. You say; "Fetch yeah!". You are the team leader of 27 fighter pilots in a secret operation, accidentally fire 12 missiles into all 27 planes and ruin any chance your country had at winning the war. You let out a deep sigh and say "...Fetch.." See also: "Fetching fetch"
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My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
One day when I was walking down the street a man gave me this mug and said that it will be the best thing that ever happened to me, when I got home I filled the mug with the most delicious coffee and I became a penis. this is the best mug in the world thank you kind stranger for giving me this.
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This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.
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These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!
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