Fetch

A word that describes the deepest feelings of the heart. A term only used by real ones. VERB: As a verb, it can be applied in complex phrases, such as "fetch this" or "fetch that". In its past-tense form, "fetched" can also be used when describing the state of something. EXAMPLES: You are losing 0 to 112x10^23 in your basketball game. You say "fetch this", and give up. Your friend throws a rock at you and ruptures both testicles. You respond with "awwwww, fetch you". You have 9 tests to write in one hour, and you haven't studied. Your friends ask if you're ready, and you tell them, "I'm so fetched". You hear of a country that eats dog. "Naww, that's so fetched up". NOUN: As a noun, it is only ever used as an insult. It comes in two forms: "Fetch" and "Fetcher". EXAMPLES: Somebody shoots your dog with explosive ammo. You insult them; "You're a fetch. Like you're actually a fetcher". See also: Fetchtard EXCLAMATION: In its most common form, fetch is a word that describes any situation, good or bad. EXAMPLES: Somebody asks if you want to see something cool. They rip off all their limbs and die. Unimpressed, you respond by saying; "What the fetch". A beautiful female approaches, and asks you out. You say; "Fetch yeah!". You are the team leader of 27 fighter pilots in a secret operation, accidentally fire 12 missiles into all 27 planes and ruin any chance your country had at winning the war. You let out a deep sigh and say "...Fetch.." See also: "Fetching fetch"