Fecal Scale
The official scale of fecal size and weight. Piss Load - The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load Piss Ton - A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton. Crap Load - This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load Crap Ton - This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton. Shit Load - The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load. Shit Ton - This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton. Fuck Load - The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load Fuck Ton - The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton. *CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
Loved the mug. Took it with me on my truck drive
I wasn't sure if the wording was going to be on the back, but it was, so I am very pleased. Thank you.
I use it every morning. It's my favorite.
Cute, simple, as advertised.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
I like it but it took a long time getting here
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
This mug... this mug gave me a feeling that I can only describe as pure euphoria. The 'MRI - Man's a Real Idiot' mug is truly a gift from above. I cannot express how happy I am with it. When it arrived at my front door, it was a moment of epiphany for myself. My eyes were opened. I understood what was missing in my life... and it was that very mug. Whoever created it is truly gifted. I bless them. You too could purchase it, although the price may seem high at first, for what it is, it is the greatest deal one could ever make.
It was so easy to order - and I could play with the syntax of the definition to get it just right. All of this was easy. And quite soon it arrived and is perfect.
very good product, i drink my coffee out of it every single morning. a tiny little itty bitty problem i have with it though, is that every time i drink anything except for coffee out of this mug it barrates me for having bad taste. makes me very sad, honestly. i didnt know cups could talk, but appearently i have been proven wrong. i would really appreciate it if you could start double checking if your cups are possesed by melicous spirts who like to insult you! except for that, great product!!
Bought this mug as a joke, the concept of there being a "magical one" was very funny to me. Great quality, I even feel magical myself.
Arrived safely and in one piece. New term is already being used in the office loosely.
Always wanted a communist coffee cup. Great price too.
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