Fecal Scale
The official scale of fecal size and weight. Piss Load - The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load Piss Ton - A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton. Crap Load - This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load Crap Ton - This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton. Shit Load - The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load. Shit Ton - This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton. Fuck Load - The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load Fuck Ton - The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton. *CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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