Fecal Scale
The official scale of fecal size and weight. Piss Load - The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load Piss Ton - A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton. Crap Load - This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load Crap Ton - This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton. Shit Load - The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load. Shit Ton - This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton. Fuck Load - The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load Fuck Ton - The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton. *CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*
The Urban Dictionary Mug
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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