Fecal Scale
The official scale of fecal size and weight. Piss Load - The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load Piss Ton - A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton. Crap Load - This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load Crap Ton - This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton. Shit Load - The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load. Shit Ton - This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton. Fuck Load - The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load Fuck Ton - The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton. *CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
This mug is incredible! It was a great gift for my friend named Jacob, who is definitely gay. (Even though he says he isn't 🙄)
dear Jim. B whose 1 star test review is showing up on top: thank you for your service sir
Hello, I am here to present if this is a real rating system or not. If you are reading this it's a true rating system. But if this doesn't make it, urban dictionary, I know what you are doing.
This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
Cute, good quality, *****!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
These mugs are great! Great Quality and variety of colors also!
Awesome mugs!
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