Fazzolare
A gregarious and magnetic man. Often hilarious, snarky and who's personality vacillates between humble and imperious. Seen by some as a stud muffin, which basically means he is a guy that gets the ladies easily and enjoys a muffin from time to time. A "Fazz" often enjoys salty meats, salty talk and salty women, in that order. He can be observed in his natural environment jamming out to or creating rockin' tunes, swilling down shots, checking out the ladies and engaging in witty banter which could result in mental exasperation for those who possess a lesser degree of mental fortitude and understanding of basic humor. A Fazzolare may enjoy and engage in such activities such as flooding Facebook with ridiculously funny parodies and photo shopped images of himself and others, taping small mirrors to the tops of his shoes (claiming they are merely adornments commonly known as "Bling") operating an Appliance store which is obviously a front for an underground sex slave dungeon and day dreaming of bikini clad hotties drizzled in Bolognese sauce and a light sprinkling of grated Parmigiano-Reggiano.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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