Faze
FaZe is a group of teenage virgins that are known for doing Call of Duty videos that consist of "trickshotting" on Youtube. A typical Faze video generally consists of: background music that is almost exclusive to shitty white rappers (Hoodie Allen, Huey Mack, etc.), absolutely garbage video editing usually done with basic programs and extremely overdone, shots that are always either set up by their friends who are standing still/acting in a certain location, and lastly followed by an extreme overreaction of little 5 year old kids yelling as if they have just witnessed a nuclear explosion. A typical real life day of a member of this clan (or others) consists of masturbating roughly 5 times a day with the fleshlight they ordered on Amazon with their Mom's credit card, eating Doritos, drinking Mountain Dew, going outside and attempting to skateboard for about 5 minutes before giving up and going back inside, just to lie to themselves and make themselves think they "go outside". They are pretty easy to spot too, because they generally wear snapbacks of a team they probably couldn't name a single player on, Diamond Co. T-shirts or sleeveless muscle shirts that they look like twigs in because of lack of physical activity, and probably some shitty Vans. These kids get bullied and have no ability to talk to girls. So when you see them acting popular on Twitter/Xbox, know that it's fake.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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