Faze Tee
FaZe is a group of teenage virgins that are known for doing Call of Duty videos that consist of "trickshotting" on Youtube. A typical Faze video generally consists of: background music that is almost exclusive to shitty white rappers (Hoodie Allen, Huey Mack, etc.), absolutely garbage video editing usually done with basic programs and extremely overdone, shots that are always either set up by their friends who are standing still/acting in a certain location, and lastly followed by an extreme overreaction of little 5 year old kids yelling as if they have just witnessed a nuclear explosion. A typical real life day of a member of this clan (or others) consists of masturbating roughly 5 times a day with the fleshlight they ordered on Amazon with their Mom's credit card, eating Doritos, drinking Mountain Dew, going outside and attempting to skateboard for about 5 minutes before giving up and going back inside, just to lie to themselves and make themselves think they "go outside". They are pretty easy to spot too, because they generally wear snapbacks of a team they probably couldn't name a single player on, Diamond Co. T-shirts or sleeveless muscle shirts that they look like twigs in because of lack of physical activity, and probably some shitty Vans. These kids get bullied and have no ability to talk to girls. So when you see them acting popular on Twitter/Xbox, know that it's fake.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨