Explosive diarrhea

A serious condition caused after consuming a large glass of apple juice or food infected with a bacteria or virus. After anywhere from 1-12 hours after consumption, you will feel tummy pain and farts. After one fart, it is so loud. You laugh, then stop laughing and your eyes widen as you realize that it is hot and wet in your pants. You hurriedly run to the bathroom and pull down your pants. To your horror, a large Hershey's Kiss is melted in your undies. You then sit down on the toilet. A little solid poop comes out. "Great! No diarrhea!" you say to yourself. As you reach for the toilet paper, a roar of thunder so intense that even Thor would get nightmares. Your bathroom shakes. In the blink of an eye, your toilet is destroyed beyond repair. The water is turned into a orangeish brown mud puddle, and the sides of the toilet bowl are covered in many drops of Tru-Moo. But remember, lightning can strike twice. Another roar of thunder rattles the bathroom. And the splash of the brown stuff hitting the muddy water shoots it up back in your butt. You look at the floor and the walls and the blast managed to get them dirty. After wiping your buns and legs with toilet paper thoroughly, You flush the toilet. After flushing many times, you finally manage to get nearly all of it through. The toilet is clogged, but you will leave the unclogging job to mom. You wipe the floors walls and toilet and leave like nothing happened.