Explosive diarrhea
A serious condition caused after consuming a large glass of apple juice or food infected with a bacteria or virus. After anywhere from 1-12 hours after consumption, you will feel tummy pain and farts. After one fart, it is so loud. You laugh, then stop laughing and your eyes widen as you realize that it is hot and wet in your pants. You hurriedly run to the bathroom and pull down your pants. To your horror, a large Hershey's Kiss is melted in your undies. You then sit down on the toilet. A little solid poop comes out. "Great! No diarrhea!" you say to yourself. As you reach for the toilet paper, a roar of thunder so intense that even Thor would get nightmares. Your bathroom shakes. In the blink of an eye, your toilet is destroyed beyond repair. The water is turned into a orangeish brown mud puddle, and the sides of the toilet bowl are covered in many drops of Tru-Moo. But remember, lightning can strike twice. Another roar of thunder rattles the bathroom. And the splash of the brown stuff hitting the muddy water shoots it up back in your butt. You look at the floor and the walls and the blast managed to get them dirty. After wiping your buns and legs with toilet paper thoroughly, You flush the toilet. After flushing many times, you finally manage to get nearly all of it through. The toilet is clogged, but you will leave the unclogging job to mom. You wipe the floors walls and toilet and leave like nothing happened.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
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