Ewa
The most beautiful girl you'll ever see, she can seem shy at first but once you get to know her you will soon find yourself madly in love with her. She has beautiful brown eyes, amazing lips and perfect dark hair. She always puts her heart and time if she's in love. She may seem really sensitive, but in reality nobody is able to see when she's dying inside. Usually, she conceal her emotions with humor and try to seem happy all the time, even when she feel crappy. She's strong enough to handle what ever the world throws at her. Her empathy is amazing, she can see things in different way than most people and she can understand everyones feelings. She is very determined and successful! Even when she falls seventh time, she will stand up the eight! She's a really funny person. She talks to the ones she choose, not everyone. Probably she'll shock you with her IQ lvl and how intelligent she is. Ewa always want to explore and learn new things, she's dreaming a lot and being in a realtionship with her brings a lots of great adventures! Ewa will always make you feel better with her helpful advices. Her shape is sexy and hot. She tries sometimes to cover her body, because she is modest. Behaving like this make her super cute! When she gets comfortable with you she can be your best soulmate, who exactly knows how do you feel. Spending time with her is fun and full of talks about little, stupid things. You'll never get bored with Ewa! She's a definition of perfect!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
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