Ewa
The most beautiful girl you'll ever see, she can seem shy at first but once you get to know her you will soon find yourself madly in love with her. She has beautiful brown eyes, amazing lips and perfect dark hair. She always puts her heart and time if she's in love. She may seem really sensitive, but in reality nobody is able to see when she's dying inside. Usually, she conceal her emotions with humor and try to seem happy all the time, even when she feel crappy. She's strong enough to handle what ever the world throws at her. Her empathy is amazing, she can see things in different way than most people and she can understand everyones feelings. She is very determined and successful! Even when she falls seventh time, she will stand up the eight! She's a really funny person. She talks to the ones she choose, not everyone. Probably she'll shock you with her IQ lvl and how intelligent she is. Ewa always want to explore and learn new things, she's dreaming a lot and being in a realtionship with her brings a lots of great adventures! Ewa will always make you feel better with her helpful advices. Her shape is sexy and hot. She tries sometimes to cover her body, because she is modest. Behaving like this make her super cute! When she gets comfortable with you she can be your best soulmate, who exactly knows how do you feel. Spending time with her is fun and full of talks about little, stupid things. You'll never get bored with Ewa! She's a definition of perfect!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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