EW POO WATER
(Scene: ken fights barry in bathroom. There was more but urban dictionaryâs 1500 character limit was there so..) When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal. You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor. âWaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdESâ a small voice peeps. You donât care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL. Barry says something but youâre not listening. Youâre focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee. âIVE GOT ISSUESâ YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER. âAKDJRKSIWJDJFORâ says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well! âWell, well, well,â you joke, âroyal flush!â âYouâre bluffingâ says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die. âAm I?â You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out? âSurfs up dudeâ he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water. Water. From. The. Toilet. No. This canât be happening. It canât be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth. There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question. âEW POO WATER!â
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Love the fact that Urban dictionary came up with such an accurate and quick meaning for Binger! Mug was a little pricy but God is my morning coffee so much better in this mug!!
I'm in a Spanish-speaking practice group, and the phrase "Ajo y Agua" came up, meaning, (more or less) "If you f***ed up, deal with it." (It's a long story, how "Garlic and Water" means this, but that's the fun of it.) Anyway, the Urban Dictionary site with the mug popped up on Google (reading my mind, as always) so I bought one as a gift. It's not cheap as mugs go, but I'm happy to say the mug is VERY good quality, looks exactly as it does online, and is packed in the most securely designed mug-transport box I've ever seen. You can't break it in shipping or reshipping! Also it arrived in just a few days. I recommend this product highly.
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I purchased the eggplant color cup for my friend, purple is her favorite color and she loves her special cup, she cooks a lot, so I had Itis with Iris put on one side of the cup and the meaning on the other side because when she cooks that how everyone feels afterwards!! Thanks UD Diana K.
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