Eveswound
A female who is a woman of intrigue that grew up low, but manipulates her way to the top(portrays herself as high class/professional) while still keeping trashy behavior in secret. These women are almost always extremely beautiful and usually have the most beautiful eyes in the world. They have a tendency to be delusional, self absorbed, control freaks that do a very thorough job of making you think they're smarter and more professional than they really are. An Eveswound can be healed becoming a very saintly wife and mother. Some Eveswounds do bisexual/homosexual behaviors like being dominatrixes. These women are like the heart of feminism in it's toxicity. Don't let them do sorcery. Fictional Eveswounds: Type A: Cersei Lannister, Azula, Alicia Florrick, Mollie Jensen, Type B: Daenryas Targaryen, Regina(Mean girls), Regina(O.U.A.T.), Olivia Pope Non-fictional Eveswounds: Type A: Kaitlyn Collins, Melania Trump, Vanessa Williams, Taylor Swift, Whitney Houston, Malika Andrews, Paris Hilton, Jada Pinkett smith, Lori Harvey, Erika Kirk Type B: Kamala Harris, Amber heard, Hilary Clinton Type C: Dolly Parton, Sza Type D: Cher Type E: Billie Eillish, Molly Stewart(NSFW(porn))
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.

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Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
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so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
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