Erotica
A sex story. A terrible example: Christy was 18-years-old when she lost her v-card. I know, embarrassing. But she was not a slut like her other friends. Christy was at a party with her friends Gigi and Bella. They were already banging in a bathroom. She could hear her friends moans. It was pretty effed up. Christy grabbed some orange juice, not really knowing that it was a screwdriver not just orange juice. She drank the whole thing, now feeling dizzy. A sexy boy came up to her and whispered in her ear, "Hey baby, your pretty hot. Let's go find a room." She nodded drunkly and said, "Okay sexy face." He led her to a room and pushed her against the wall. He held her and began to kiss her, his tongue shamelessly dancing in her mouth. She kissed him back, her soft lips pressed to his. He began to take her shirt and pants off, so Christy began unbuttoning his pants. His full hard 10" rod popped out and she looked at him lustfully before she licked the top experimentally. Pre-cum leaked out and she happily lapped it up like a dog. She suddenly began to deep throat him, her big mouth swallowing all of the length. While she did that, he unclipped her bra and began massaging her hard nipples. Etc.
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