Ernst

An Ernst is a wonderful Person with a great sense of humor. Ernst is a wonderful human being with a beautiful smile and a repertoire of facts about politics and science-fiction they will be happy to share with everyone that appreciates their wide range of expertise. They're a friendly communist with pink hair. You will spot an Ernst from miles away because of their height and superiority over little, tiny crabs. They will be there for their friends and family and are the greatest companion someone could imagine. Their handsomeness and skill are exquisite and like no other. The natural habitat of an Ernst is a cottage in the countryside where foxes roam and the gardens bloom. There they will settle and read the political theory and be as great as always. One day, the Ernst of the world will take over and become the one the world needs. Their party will rise and happiness will spread, depending on your willingness for change. The only downside to Ernst is their serious blindness regarding the awesomeness of cats and long-sleeved shirts in summer. But Ernstis are capable of learning. If you don't have an Ernsti in your life, you will die because of the lack of wisdom and peculiarity such misfortune comes with. So go find yourself an Ernst and live happily ever after.